EXT. O'FARREL PORN THEATER, SAN FRANCISCO - NIGHT
JAMIE, small, 21-year-old baglady re-arranges her blowngings in her shopping cart. It's 1987. People stand in line outside the theater and Jamie glares at them.
A couple shispers to each other and points at Jamie with a look of disgust. The woman is wearing Flashdance garb and the man has on a power tie.
JAMIE
Oh, so you're on your way to a porn flick, and you're above me...
The couple is flabbergasted and doesn't know how to react so they work hard to ignore her.
JAMIE (CONT'D)
You think I can't figure out what you're saying over there? I'm crazy - not stupid.
Other patrons on their way into the porn theater avert their eyes and pretend not to see of hear Jamie.
JAMIE (CONT'D)
There is a vice squad member in your midst: ME.
She looks next to her and carries on a conversation with someone who isn't there...
JAMIE (CONT'D)
Are you aware that the San Francisco Police Department is corrupt? They are supposed to protect and serve, but all they do is deflect and swerve.
TYRONE, 25, a huge hulking black man, dreadlocks, performs his own strange version of Tai Chi. It is comical but he is taking it very seriously. After a few contorted positions he abruptly turns, grabs a pair of bongo drums next to Jamie, and speaks with a Jamaican accent.
TYRONE
You got to stop. These people don't give a flying fuck. Look at dim. Dey got no problems, mon.
JAMIE
Well, they may have peoblems getting some action in the sack. Why else would they be here?
The women are appalled. Tyrone snickers and gives Jamie an affectionate pat on her behind. He plays his bongo drums and raps along...
TO BE CONTINUED IN INSTALLMENTS
JAMIE, small, 21-year-old baglady re-arranges her blowngings in her shopping cart. It's 1987. People stand in line outside the theater and Jamie glares at them.
A couple shispers to each other and points at Jamie with a look of disgust. The woman is wearing Flashdance garb and the man has on a power tie.
JAMIE
Oh, so you're on your way to a porn flick, and you're above me...
The couple is flabbergasted and doesn't know how to react so they work hard to ignore her.
JAMIE (CONT'D)
You think I can't figure out what you're saying over there? I'm crazy - not stupid.
Other patrons on their way into the porn theater avert their eyes and pretend not to see of hear Jamie.
JAMIE (CONT'D)
There is a vice squad member in your midst: ME.
She looks next to her and carries on a conversation with someone who isn't there...
JAMIE (CONT'D)
Are you aware that the San Francisco Police Department is corrupt? They are supposed to protect and serve, but all they do is deflect and swerve.
TYRONE, 25, a huge hulking black man, dreadlocks, performs his own strange version of Tai Chi. It is comical but he is taking it very seriously. After a few contorted positions he abruptly turns, grabs a pair of bongo drums next to Jamie, and speaks with a Jamaican accent.
TYRONE
You got to stop. These people don't give a flying fuck. Look at dim. Dey got no problems, mon.
JAMIE
Well, they may have peoblems getting some action in the sack. Why else would they be here?
The women are appalled. Tyrone snickers and gives Jamie an affectionate pat on her behind. He plays his bongo drums and raps along...
TO BE CONTINUED IN INSTALLMENTS
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